today in my english class, the teacher drew a graph/chart on the board and we were all trying to figure out what it was. one kid said ‘is it like a cartesian kind of graph?’ and the teacher said ‘who’s cartesian? do they have their own reality show? like…the cartesian brothers?’ and we all looked at him like he was weird. then he said ‘ya know, like the kardashian sisters except the cartesian brothers? they just drive around and shop and get drunk off their axes.’
get it? axes instead of asses? ‘cause it’s a graph?